We publish the following without comment. We think (or hope!) it’s tongue in cheek.

Dear Senior Driver person,
Having been driving for more the 70 years without an accident, I wish to suggest a radical improvement to the vehicular propulsion and retardation mechanism causing so much havoc with us mature and responsible motorists:-
Paint the accelerator pedal GREEN and the brake pedal RED. Dagnamit, I can never remember which is which…
Regards,
Sir Lee Olfardt.